Instructions Not Included: One Mum, Three Boys and a Very Steep Learning Curve b

Description: Instructions Not Included by Charlotte Moerman Estimated delivery 4-14 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description THE UTTERLY CHARMING, HAPLESS AND HILARIOUS ACCOUNT OF CHARLOTTES PERILOUS JOURNEY FROM MOTHERHOOD TO THE WORKPLACEAfter a decade of climbing the career ladder collecting business cards, box files and an assortment of baffling acronyms, Charlotte Moerman leaps off into the great unknown of motherhood.She gamely enters into her new life and soon cant imagine a world before Pampers wipes. But without appraisals or targets to guide her along the way, Charlotte also realises theres an awful lot to learn. Scratching her head over egg-and-soldiers etiquette, the appeal of paper pants, and her instinctive new urge to rock shopping trolleys whether or not theres a passenger on board, Charlotte also surrenders any last hope of achieving household minimalism, what with submarines in the bath, marbles underfoot and a villainous nappy bin that would give Doctor Who a run for his money.Instructions Not Included follows the joy and the pain of becoming mum to three small boys, from juggling multiple demands and accepting going to the loo as a group activity, to finding 300 ways to describe being knackered. Charlottes days in paid work soon seem distant. So, frequently, does her Dutch husband. Armed with a sharp wit, an encyclopaedic knowledge of childrens literature and a nit comb, Charlotte allows women to celebrate their own uncertainty as she guides them through her experiences of the potential minefield that is motherhood. Author Biography Charlotte Moerman was born in Canada but grew up in Essex. She now lives in Highbury with her husband, Bram, and three children. Details ISBN 075355383X ISBN-13 9780753553831 Title Instructions Not Included Author Charlotte Moerman Format Paperback Year 2019 Pages 288 Publisher Ebury Publishing GE_Item_ID:123840391; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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