Description: Percy's Been Probed by Christopher Harding, Caitlynn Elizabeth Abdow Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description Slightly less offensive than the previous volumes, Percy Gets Probed and Percy Already Got Probed. Some of these could even be childrens stories, albeit sweary childrens stories. As with the previous volumes, we have here a mixture of fantasy, horror, comedy and coming-of-age, all told through the the lens of the authors myopic lazy eye. Praise for Percy Gets Probed Volumes One and Two: "The words start at the beginning and dont stop until the very end!" "If you like marks on paper then these are the books for you." "Like no other books Ive ever read. And thank goodness for that." "Percy Gets Probed makes Baby Jesus cry. I mean cry even more than usual. Jesus was a colicky baby. Not many people know that." "After the first volume, I didnt think it could possibly get any worse. But then it did. Please tell me there wont be a third." "Is this what passes for writing these days?" "I didnt read them so I should really have no opinion but I hate them anyway." "I love the smell of fresh ink. I could sniff these books all day!" Author Biography As a writer, Harding certainly does go through the motions. But theyre palsied motions, difficult to look at. Best to just smile and nod and not make direct eye contact. The author lives alone with his imagination as his only companion, though his imagination is kind of a jerk. He loves Elaina but Elaina doesnt love him back, at least not the way he loves her. And so he sleeps a lot, mostly, and waits for death. Details ISBN 1499208820 ISBN-13 9781499208825 Title Percy's Been Probed Author Christopher Harding, Caitlynn Elizabeth Abdow Format Paperback Year 2014 Pages 170 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:93256321; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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Book Title: Percy's Been Probed : Percy Gets Probed Volume Three
Item Length: 9in.
Item Height: 0.4in.
Item Width: 6in.
Author: Christopher Harding
Format: Trade Paperback
Language: English
Topic: Fantasy / Dark Fantasy
Publisher: CreateSpace
Publication Year: 2014
Genre: Fiction
Item Weight: 11.1 Oz
Number of Pages: 170 Pages
