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Vintage NEW Delicious Soylent Green Miracle Food Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Description: Discover the Miracle Food of the Future! Introducing Soylent Green - a revolutionary plankton-based wafer that's packed with high-energy nutrition to power your day. Sourced from the oceans of the world, our proprietary blend of nutrient-rich plankton delivers a complete spectrum of vitamins, minerals, and plant-based proteins to nourish your body on a cellular level.• Made from 100% natural plankton harvested from pristine ocean waters• Provides 100% of your daily nutritional needs in a single, convenient wafer• Boosts energy levels and mental focus for peak performance• Supports overall health and well-being with a balanced nutritional profileSoylent Green is the ultimate superfood of the future, designed to sustain you in an age of food scarcity. Enjoy the delicious, savory flavor while fueling your body with the essential nutrients it craves. Whether you're an athlete, busy professional, or simply looking to improve your health, Soylent Green is your ticket to a more energized, productive, and vibrant life.In a world where resources are scarce and food shortages loom, one revolutionary product stands out as the solution: Introducing Soylent Green, the miracle plankton wafer that's redefining nutrition. Sourced from the abundant bounty of the world's oceans, our proprietary blend of high-energy plankton packs a powerful punch of vitamins, minerals, and complete plant-based proteins.• 100% natural, sustainably harvested plankton• Delivers 100% of your daily nutritional needs• Boosts energy, focus, and overall vitality• Supports long-term health and wellbeing• Sourced from the abundant oceans of the world• Packed with high-energy plankton for maximum vitality• Provides a complete spectrum of essential vitamins, minerals, and plant-based proteins• Supports long-term health, energy, and mental focusSoylent Green is the ultimate superfood, designed to sustain you in even the most challenging environments. Enjoy the rich, savory flavor while fueling your body with the essential nutrients it craves. Whether you're an athlete, a busy professional, or simply seeking to optimize your health, Soylent Green is your ticket to a more energized, productive, and vibrant life.Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.The classic fit of this shirt ensures comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, a timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.• Printed in America• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort.• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. • This T-Shirt is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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Vintage NEW Delicious Soylent Green Miracle Food Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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